The ostrich
When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind
The ostrich by BlackMikeMoan August 27, 2013
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the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.
I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.
the ostrich by GorillaSalad July 23, 2023
The Ostrich
The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.
The Ostrich by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011
The Ostrich
A sexual position for those who have tried everything else. The female (or male) buries their head in the sand and sticks their nether regions as high as possible. The partner inserts appendage in appropriate orifice. The goal is for this person to finish before the other runs out of oxygen.
Anne and Bob had a close call while attempting the ostrich but Bob was able to kick it into high gear and finished as Anne was just a little blue from lack of oxygen
The Ostrich by COK ROCKS September 22, 2017
The Ostrich
When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.
"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."
"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"
"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"
The Ostrich by DahWorm July 7, 2016
The Ostrich
The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.
Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie
Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
The Ostrich by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016
The ostrich
The single most magical magnificent being on earth
The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man
The boy all the girls want to ride
The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man
The boy all the girls want to ride
Gurl 1: check out the ostrich
Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine
Def 2
Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there
Jock 2: heck yeah I was
Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine
Def 2
Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there
Jock 2: heck yeah I was
The ostrich by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017