"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".
by Mad-dawg July 04, 2014

by The smart dude December 10, 2017

Aka shemale.
Only has one hole in the nether region. Missing a vagina, still has the penis attached.
Only has one hole in the nether region. Missing a vagina, still has the penis attached.
by Reppy May 23, 2008

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass you split the skin between her ass and cooch and she becomes a one hole wonder.
by turkeyyummay February 15, 2009

The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".
Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".
Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".
Jim: "You're a freak, man."
Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".
Jim: "You're a freak, man."
by kinkyasianbuttsex June 06, 2009

The stench was pretty brutal in stall 3 when the snake wizzard was in one hole and out the other. He sucked me dry and dumped his stinky load simultaneously. Febreeze anyone?!
by vangloriousskookum June 08, 2018
