The Mushroom
The Mushroom by The mushroom August 19, 2020
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The Mushroom
When about to ejaculate quickly shoot your load in the sexual partners hair which will create a wetsticky surface on the persons hair which is similar to the top of a moist mushroom like one you might find in a pleasent area of english woodland
a variation in the word is (shroom hair)
a variation in the word is (shroom hair)
Last night i mushroomed my partner
i Have commited the mushroom on some bird last night
Hah i just gave you a proper mushroom
My Dad just mushroomed your mum
I Mushroomed your wife Last Night
i Have commited the mushroom on some bird last night
Hah i just gave you a proper mushroom
My Dad just mushroomed your mum
I Mushroomed your wife Last Night
The Mushroom by Mchazzmo May 19, 2009
The Mushroom
When your partner puckers their lips and you place your mouth around their lips and suck with varying pressure. Suction accompanied by violent shaking of the head is known as a Spanish Mushroom
Dude I was making out with penelope last night and when I gave her the mushroom I knew she was hooked
The Mushroom by hotoatm3al December 22, 2014
The Mushroom
The Mushroom by The mushroom August 19, 2020
The Mushroom stamp
The Mushroom stamp by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019
The mushroom theory of management
An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.
1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
The mushroom theory of management by Hot Licks July 21, 2020
visit the mushroom kingdom
visit the mushroom kingdom by Askur December 24, 2007
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