The MMA

This is the ultimate sex move of all sex moves. You are fucking her hard while she holds her legs up then you grab the pillow. While she is distracted you another her with the pillow. (She may take this as horse play just keep going until she stops squirming). Next you beat the living shit out of her. Make sure to throw some elbow drops on there. After doing a lot of damage with your one sided fist fight pick her up and throw her out of the second story window. Run downstairs and find her where she lays and finish on her face. Lastly raise you hands and clam your victory.

"Mom why did you go to the hospital?"

"Oh little Tim Tim your dad decided to get kinky and try out The MMA on me."

The MMA by Yourmomsajoe February 3, 2020

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The MMA Guru

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

The mma guru is a man of red complexion

The MMA Guru by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022

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The MMAAAN Stocks

The MMAAAN Stocks or 'The MAN' for short, are the initials for the giants tech companies in the US.

Microsoft, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Netflix.

They used to be known as FAANG stocks,

Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google

but since Facebook has changed its name to Meta and Google uses Alphabet as it's parent company, they are 'THE MAN'.

Everyday I turn around THE MMAAAN Stocks are going up! Except for today!

Everybody's purchasing 'The mmaaan' stocks and profits are going through the roof.

I have all of 'the man' stocks in my portfolio

The MMAAAN Stocks by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE January 26, 2022

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TheMMAholes

Homes of the different special Ed 12 yr Olds

TheMMAHOLES Goated outro Don't be an ahole be an mma hole *Right now lick it good suck dis wussy just like you should ma neck ma back lick ma badussy and my crack* starts playing

TheMMAholes by Your great grandmother ma October 23, 2022

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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