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The Massacre by Charlie Roberts May 13, 2005
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The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993
In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.
The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 by HimboActivist123 June 28, 2020
the birthday massacre
A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.
the birthday massacre by VKX April 28, 2005
The Birthday Massacre
A really amazing synth-rock/Industrial band. Members are Chibi, Rainbow, M. Falcore, Owen, OE, and Rhim. Their symbol is an outline of a bunny with blood coming out of it's mouth. They are a really amazing band and I'm surprised more people don't know who they are yet. I've known about their music for almost two years and they are my favorite band. One thing I like about them is that they always come up with the best song lyrics. Most radio bands only make voice noises or come up with a catchy beat. But the Birthday Massacre goes above and beyond to make some of the best new music I've ever heard.
The Birthday Massacre by You_don't_need_therapy June 15, 2010
The Unicycle Massacre of 1993
A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!
Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?
Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!
Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!
The Unicycle Massacre of 1993 by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009