The locky

While enduring in an intimate relationship, get your first friend to ejaculate in the woman’s eyes , blinding her while the second friend ejaculates in her hair and proceeds to wash it as you would with shampoo. You then cut her tits off and your friends eat them. You then ejaculate into her mouth and force her to swallow , if she doesn’t swallow then execute, then stick your fingers down her throat forcing her to throw up all over your cock and you leave it in front of her nose until she throws up again because of the smell.

My friend Tom did ‘The Locky’ with his girlfriend yesterday, he said it was a very pleasurable experience.

The locky by Sandro_Sala January 24, 2021

Go mad on the lock 

Go mad on the lock - Acquiring a large sum of money in a short period of time.

(Lock suggesting bank vault door lock and going mad meaning breaking and entering.)

Adam: Hey, do you mind paying for my chicken nuggets?

Ben: Yeah man, don't worry, I'm about to go mad on the lock, I'll pay for your entire meal man, anything you want.

Go mad on the lock by passionfruits September 5, 2019

On the Lock 

On the Lock, is the act of getting locked. It is an Irish phrase.

Getting Drunk.

I went on the lock on Saturday night, and thats all I can remember

On the Lock by Grey Hat Man June 11, 2011

snap the key off in the lock 

when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder

Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!

snap the key off in the lock by Brett Nielsen May 16, 2005

tickle the lock 

giving some finger-love to a gal's headmistress;

twiddling the twat;

giving a girl's clit a run for its money;

etc.

So did you tickle the lock last night?

Nah, she was an uptight prude and wouldnt even let me come upstairs.

tickle the lock by cyronious the wise November 29, 2009

in before the lock 

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;]

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

in before the lock by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

The locker room 

My first unforgettable experience

Don't you remember the locker room...? Oh yeah

The locker room by Mason You Know It August 17, 2010