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The Letter A

When your cousin is having brunch with you and your family and suddenly disappears into the bathroom to take a giant messy shit.
Due to not properly wiping, he stumbles out with his legs real wide and far apart appearing as if he is the Letter A.
Matty fricken rocked the bathroom at Palmers crossing. He then came out of the bathroom walking like the letter A.
The Letter A by Sheepy0 May 6, 2024

National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day 

On August 6th you have to blow someone with the letter t at the start of their name
Blah blah blah “National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day”

February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a 

A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A
Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

writing a letter to the pope

Writing a letter to the pope is going to the bathroom. It can be used in reference to taking a shit or a piss
Don't go into the bathroom. John is in there writing a letter to the pope.

A letter in the mailbox 

Sara- do you have a letter in the mailbox? well its hanging out

Rachel- oh crap *pulls up pants*

e is a letter in the alphabet 

It is. Don't try to deny it.
e is a letter in the alphabet
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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