The lamp shade 

When your doin a girl and you put a lampshade on her head, laugh and say "Haha you have a lampshade on your head"

Girl: O yer that feels good

*Puts lampshade on her head*

Me: Haha you have a lampshade on your head

The Lamp Shade

The lamp shade by Pimp-jamie-b July 12, 2009

what the lampshade 

my friend jeffrey made this up. it means about the same as what the fuck or what the hell

what the lampshade man!?thats my shoe!

what the lampshade by maryjo December 28, 2004

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

Battering the lampshade by csace April 4, 2020