The creepiest person on the planet. Has an expressionless face most of the time, you might see him in your cafeteria. He is always hiding something, and once you find out what it is.....you will wish you never knew........
I stalked the janitor at his office...it turns out that behind closed doors, he is a satanist!!! I couldn't believe my eyes :O
by anti_asshole January 9, 2013
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A known quote from Grand Theft Auto IV
A known quote from Grand Theft Auto IV
Roman: I kick all the asses that play me, they call me The Janitor!
Niko: Because you can pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.
Niko: Because you can pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.
by A Idiot in a Village August 28, 2019
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by Kevin Nielsen August 10, 2006
Get the the janitor mug.When you shit on a bitch then you piss on her chest to clean it off like a fuckin janitor in the cafeteria cleaning up some little kids puke
I had this dirty bitch that was so nasty that she told me to shit on her then clean it off with my piss, like I'm the janitor from school, fuckin cunty whore
by Cennams February 6, 2007
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by AfricaByTotoLover1234567890 May 21, 2019
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The Janitor (Scrubs)...
J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.
J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.
J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009
Get the The Janitor (Scrubs) mug.The janitor in Capcom's Dead Rising. He always calls Frank at the worst possible times, mostly telling you things you don't need to know:
"Looks like you've made it to the Food Court, Frank. There's a lot of restaurants there."
Otis the Janitor is a Dead Rising's Peppy from Star Fox 64.
He tells you everything you need to know... over and over and over.
"Looks like you've made it to the Food Court, Frank. There's a lot of restaurants there."
Otis the Janitor is a Dead Rising's Peppy from Star Fox 64.
He tells you everything you need to know... over and over and over.
Otis the Janitor: "Frank - That girl woke up. Brad's ready to interrogate her. You'd better get back to the Security Room, quick!"
by mad fooly May 20, 2009
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