A male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). The more wrinkly, the better.
by Honeypizzle May 15, 2009
Get the the grandpa mug.While having anal sex with a woman, use her tweezers or electric razor(depending on how extreme),pluck out her anal hairs. Before ejaculation stick your dick in her ear and blow your load. Then proceed to take the hairs you plucked and place them in her ear.
by Amanda, Dillon, and Levy December 7, 2006
Get the The Grandpa mug.When you adopt a child, jerk it off, and let it ejaculate in a cup. Then you drink the cum and spit it inside of a random girls pussy.
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Get the Are you or are you not the grandpa mug.The Redneck Grandpa is a character on YouTube. He is a Redneck Grandpa who hates Women Drivers, Traffic Lights, and being filmed.
Person 1: "Did you see that video of The Redneck Grandpa today?"
Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"
Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"
by LittlebitLoverYT January 3, 2021
Get the the Redneck Grandpa mug.This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.
Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.
by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016
Get the grandpa on the shitter mug.When an old man is having sex with many different old women and so the milk means semen and grandpa refers to old man.
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