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the fold 

When your penis remains flaccid leading up to sexual intercourse, your last 'hail mary' is to fold your penis is half in an attempt to jam it in; hoping the mere friction will stimulate blood flow.
I was all out of options with Karen last night, so I tried the fold...
the fold by jim jeffcoat October 16, 2019
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The Fold 

An amazing independent alternative rock band with great lyrics and awesome parodies. Their members include Matt Pittman, Dan Castady, Mark Rhoades and George Castady. More info on their website www.thefoldrock.com
Person 1: Hey have you heard of "The Fold?"

Person 2: Yeah, aren't they the one's who do that parody? They're awesome!

Person 3: I CAN'T STOP, TWITTERIN, TWITTERIN....
The Fold by thefoldisbombdiggity January 10, 2011

The Fold in 

the act of folding your penis to slip in the vagina when you struggle to get an errection.
have your mind set that this technique is full proof it build your confidence, carefully fold your penis either over or under depending on preference, also make sure some lube or spit is used to help smooth insertion, once inside prodeed enjoy sex and if successful you will gain an errection from the friction. if not enjoy the fold in for what it is
The Fold in by The Strawbz January 16, 2012

The Fold Of Death 

When the teacher folds the test to hide the grade. It is similar to the Kiss Of Death.
My teacher gave me The Fold Of Death

Mold in the Fold 

A severe yeast infection that occurs in the fat folds of extremely obese women. Quite possibly the nastiest thing imaginabe.
Chap one: "There is a rather nasty odor emenating from that extremely rotund lady."
Chap two: "Ah yes, I know her roommate, and she mentioned that she doesn't bathe as often as she should. And I note she is buying 23 boxes of Monistat. Perhaps she has some Mold in the Fold?"
Mold in the Fold by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006

Above the fold

Above the fold is used to describe something or someone who is of topnotch quality.

The term is derived from the newspaper industry, in which only the best stories are above the fold of the newspaper.
"Hows it going man?"

"You know, keepin' it above the fold."

Mold in the Fold 

The mold that grows in the crevice between fat folds. Most commonly found (or smelled) on morbidly obese people.
Dang! That McFatty has some seriously rank Mold in the Fold
Mold in the Fold by funky fatty November 21, 2013
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