The finger test 

The act of sticking 2 fingers in a womens vagina and pulling them out to smell. If it smells dirty your dick dont care shove it in. if it smells clean go ahead and eat it(:

1.) The first time you go down on a girl.
2.) Going down on someone's mom.
3.) going down on any girl over the age of 25. "The finger test"

The finger test by Hailoveyou. January 8, 2012

The fingerest 

A beautiful schaubism used by Brian Campbell to openly mock Brenda Schaub to his face on live TV.

Luke Thomas: *Pointing at Schaubs arm* "Wow, look at the detail on that tattoo, all the fingers are evenly spread out"
Brian Campbell: "Some would say the fingerest, right there"

Schaub: *Bragging about how expensive his tattoo is* "I would say he takes about 800 an hour"

The fingerest by P.F. Changs line cook June 18, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004