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the ex by Nom de ploome January 4, 2023

The Ex Files 

These are strange things you know or suspect your ex did to you typically sneaking behind your back.
Someone contacted my friends online and accused me of crimes and perversions, I guess that is one for The Ex Files!
The Ex Files by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2020

The Ex-Girlfriend Effect

When a girl makes very noticeable changes to her appearance (ex. dying or cutting her hair, wearing particularly sexy clothes) before meeting up with her ex-boyfriend - who is usually the one who left her - a short period of time after the break up to "grab a coffee" or "get her stuff back". This is supposed to have the effect of a shock for the guy, who feels like he's already missed out on a lot and like she's doing great and moving on without him. The goal is to make him ultimately regret his decision.
We were supposed to go to a cafe today to "talk about it", but I bailed because I want Sarah to dye my hair before the next time he sees me, so that the Ex-Girlfriend Effect is be complete.

farming the ex 

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.
A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? 

The result of when someone tells you something highly unbelievable, or just plain surprising. It can also be used elsewhere, such as when you're dissed. Basically a vulgar form of excuse me.
(while watching South Park on tv)

Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?

The Front Bottoms Ex 

1) The one ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only dating for a few months.

2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.
Bro, I am the front bottoms ex.
The Front Bottoms Ex by V_013 July 29, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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