a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.

a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

When one performs a hand job, in which the one performing uses both hands to stroke a male off, (as if one was pulling the sword out of the stone, reference to the movie Sword in the Stone!)