The Eggs 

pertaining to and or referencing the time of the month a few days before, during and a few days after ovulation when women are unaware of the psychotic effects hormones have on their mental status, until after that week; particularly evident in those that suffer from PMDD

"I had a case of the eggs"
"I was completely irrational, cause I had a case of the eggs"

The Eggs by Jenn&Michelle2 October 27, 2009

The eggs 

A group of people the believe the world revolves around eggs

We are the eggs

The eggs by Zion183 August 29, 2020

Boiling the eggs 

The psuedo-sexual act of a women lying on her back, arse in the air then the man rests his balls on her anus and waits for her to fart. The resulting fart 'boils the eggs'.

Greg "Did you get any last night?"
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."

Boiling the eggs by T19 July 11, 2010

salt the eggs 

impregnate a woman

Oh I hear Jimmy and Jamilla really want a baby, so Jimmy 's been trying hard to salt the eggs

salt the eggs by legalizeRanchNumberTwo February 7, 2017

Beating the Eggs 

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

Beating the Eggs by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009

salt the eggs 

The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.

So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"

salt the eggs by oatmeal145 January 8, 2010

Salting the eggs 

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

Salting the eggs by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021