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Definitions by T19

Boiling the eggs 

The psuedo-sexual act of a women lying on her back, arse in the air then the man rests his balls on her anus and waits for her to fart. The resulting fart 'boils the eggs'.
Greg "Did you get any last night?"
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."
Boiling the eggs by T19 July 11, 2010

Black as a coal miners arse 

Very black, very dark
"did you see that grand piano it was as black as a coal miners arse". "The outlook is pretty bleak, it's as black as a coal miners arse"