The couvs

Slang for the city Vancouver

Bro I’m bout to go to the couvs

by Mr2Times December 7, 2020

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

by Funmunke February 24, 2010

walk with the cousins

the walk your cousins go on at thanksgiving, only the cool, older cousins get to go. this walk is simply to smoke cigarettes or weed.

“sorry you can’t come on the walk with the cousins, you’re too young,”

by izzie127 November 28, 2019

spin the cousin

Spin the Cousin is a game that is played at family reunions involving red necks, hill billies, supreme white trash, and other like minded individuals. Using a swivel chair, a cousin is spun around by a close relative. When the chair stops spinning, the two cousins who end up facing one another, can then start to kiss, neck, make out, and do whatever else, that comes to mind.

Jimbo said, “It was weird going to my family reunion.” Brandon replied by saying, “Why?, was it the fact that everyone over there looked like they had Down Syndrome?” “No.”, Jimbo said. “It’s because we all got drunk and ended up playing Spin the Cousin.”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 3, 2018

Stay The Course

George Bush's response to any question about the Iraq war, social security problems, or political question.

Interviewer: Sir, what do you plan on doing with Social Security?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: What about social security?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: How are you gonna handle inflation?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: What about your approval ratings?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: When are you going to pull out of Iraq?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: But sir.... that doesn't make any sense!
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: Are you messing with me?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: ...?
Bush: Stay The Course! STAY THE COURSE!!!!!!!
Social Security: Ya, Bush is a bit tired; he needs a bananna... one sec....
Interviewer: ...?
Bush: Now what were you saying?
Interviewer: Stay the Course?
Bush: YES!!!!!! EXACTLY! Now ya gotta it!

by Pillsburydodude February 1, 2007

Stay the course

#1. To answer a question in the vaguest terms possible.
#2. To impart that "something is being done" but in all actuality your just standing there with your dick in your hand.
#3. Orwellian rewrite. “Stay the course” was NOT meant to connote “Attempted suicide by repeatedly ramming your head against the wall”.

We're going to do what we've done the LAST THREE YEARS.....Stay the course.

by Jeffrey K October 25, 2006

the cousin

A move created by Lara Fraser C- to describe a move in which someone crushes a man's testicles in his/her hand until they almost disintegrate. Based on a dream she had in which she performed this move on The Cousin.

The security guard tackled me for trying to save rabbits undergoing scientific testing so I gave him the cousin.

by Lara Cooper March 19, 2007