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When you ask someone to look at your cock, then smack them upside the head with a clock. Then you loudly yell, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" Then you rip a fat dab over their unconscious body.

"I was going to have a fun time last night, but then he decided to do The Clock."

The Clock by Alliana Cordova December 14, 2019

Words you can keep

The Clock App

The clock app is just another word for tiktok. You know, that one app everyone is obsessed with. That one app that caused everyone’s grades to go down because they are using it during class.

The clock app is by far one of my favorite apps

The Clock App by Boredinmyroom69 June 21, 2021

The Clock System

The "Clock" System is an extremely common form of males to communicate to each that a hot girl is in their perimeter. However, this system can also be used by females as well, but is not very common

(Two guys walking and they see a hot girl to their right)
Guy #1-Yo, 3 o'clock.
Guy #2-Now that is what I call a fine piece of machinery.
Guy #1-You like how she didn't even notice we were staring because I was able to use a very handy secret code, The Clock System.

The Clock System by The CLOCK Master Baitor October 18, 2009

The Clock Destroyer

A Stick Man Clock that killed StrawBerryClock's Ansisters!

Awwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Da Clock Killa!

The Clock Destroyer by OLSKOO September 25, 2003

The Clock Bible

Mezmorizing chant created by the Clock Crew emphasizing on the greatness of Strawberry Clock.

www.clockcrew.cc/images

The Clock Bible by The Zebu September 9, 2003

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

THE CLOCK HITTER by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

THE CLOCK HITTER by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026