the carpenter
the carpenter by adrain barboza April 2, 2019
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The Carpenter
The Carpenter by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007
the carpenter
Add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
the carpenter by Mal Mal August 17, 2006
The Carpenter's Level
Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.
The Carpenter's Level by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011
The Carpenter's Plunger
The Carpenter's Plunger is the ultimate rough sex toy.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.
Susie's cunt was cum clogged , but after a few applications with The Carpenter's Plunger, insertion was made easy.
The Carpenter's Plunger by Bowds October 9, 2006
The Carpenter Effect
When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.
The Carpenter Effect by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013
Played the Carpenter
Played the Carpenter by FKTR September 25, 2010
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