The Blend 

Created At Wasted State. Somebody who is down bad, extremely drunk and making poor decisions that will be regretted in the morning.

Synonyms: The Mix, The Blender, NutriBullet, Smoothie.

“I’m about to hop in The Blend”

Connor: yoooo Ben did you see Joey and Jack just chug that bottle of Pink Whitney?!

Ben: Ya bro he’s about to be in The Blend forsure!

The Blend by Jdilldoe March 9, 2022

The Blend 

Also known as the GCP Blend or the GCP. Refers to a gravity bong that is of the waterfall style. This bong is filled with a liquor such as wine, beer, or JD, which is then emptied into the hitter's mouth from the bottom hole (waterfall, carb). The resulting smoke is token from the mouthpiece, and brain cells rapidly die.

"Dude just hit the Blend, now he can't see straight"

The Blend by the amnesiac August 3, 2007

The Blend 

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.

"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"

The Blend by Space Wrangler June 30, 2021

blend the fish 

To be the first to light-up a joint.

Stoner: "Man, I was amazed... No one blended the fish until the first encore."
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"

blend the fish by wilco fan December 18, 2003

The Golden Blend 

The Golden Blend is the perfect hand in the card game Solitaire. The best start blend in Solitaire. Requiring near to no moves to solve. Only a few people in the world has gotten the legendary blend, Dating back to early 1800s. With legends living in some people's family tree.

Yes! I got The Golden Blend just like my great great Grandpa got.

The Golden Blend by Jacob Karlzone November 25, 2020

the winter blend 

served at commons dining hall on the campus of davidson college. containing any or all of the following: broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots. usually undercooked.

They've got the winter blend on both sides tonight. We're in trouble.

the winter blend by varner March 23, 2005

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

Blend The Package by Hashimo July 1, 2024