Inferno tip

When you are washing your package and get soap in the tip

I finally washed my balls but I had the meanest inferno tip yet

by Hashimo September 11, 2024

Quandurance

When you can masturbate at max speed for an hour without nutting

Dang bro you only last 5 minutes, I got that quandurance.

by Hashimo July 02, 2024

BubbleMaxxing

When you are taking a piss and try to fill all the water up with bubbles

I felt a lot of piss in my bladder so I tried bubblemaxxing

by Hashimo July 05, 2024

Sherk

When you are taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

I saw a tik tok twerk video while taking a shit so I hit a sherk

by Hashimo September 11, 2024

Quantum mode

Quan at maximum freak mode. When Quan lowers his head and makes a slightly disturbing grin you can tell he has entered the quantum mode. (Quan is most known for drugging people with sex chocolate then raping the whole town while in quantum mode) if you don’t want the effects of the quantum mode he won’t get turned on if you are at least 69 feet away.

I gave quan a handshake and then he looked like an absolute frickin lunatic shaking my hand at a rapid pace, I think he entered the quantum mode.

by Hashimo July 02, 2024

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 02, 2024

Blake Effect

When you are playing a video game with a Blake and you play like a horse that just got his semen drained and running a drag race in drunk goggles

I DONT CARE IF IM BUGHA I HAVE THE BLAKE EFFECT

by Hashimo July 02, 2024