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The Beta 

The optimal method of doing something. It's the best possible plan/decision for the given situation; a good idea. It's the move.
Smuggling drinks into the movie theater is the beta.

"Damn Chris, these hot dogs really are the beta."

"Fuck bro, downing half a bottle of vodka the night before an exam was not the beta."
The Beta by dav32702 January 16, 2019
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Jay the beta male 

Jay is a small dick pathetic excuse for a man. He looks like a gremlin and supports hitler's regime, he doesn't know what the fuck a Pokémon is and thinks he's undercover, he likes to shout slurs in public and has the brain capacity of a fucken lemon seed, his favorite video game is fortnite which he also sucks dick at, he watches porn because he knows he'll never have real sex, he's also like 4'2, he's also pansexual because he's really attracted to pans for some reason, spongebob turns him on, and he can't help but get naked while watching it.
Ryan The Giga Chad: Here cums Jay the beta male

The War of The Noble and betas 

The War currently going on in the greek letter world. The Alphas and betas have come together to beat The Sigmas and The Rizzlers which is impossible! Many Omegas are currently in the war to beat betas and The Alphas. Even though we respect The Alphas, we have to destroy Them :(. betas suck
A Noble Sigma Rizzler: Why hello there, Noble Omega, how’s the Gyatt excersise going?

A Noble Omega: Pretty good, we getting all caked up for the The War of The Noble and betas!

Kai Cenat: Keep it going! We have to smack the little no gyatts of betas!

Kanye West, The Sigma Rizzler Emperor: Three Skibidi Bombs ™ are being thrown at betatopia in the beta province! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

Fanum: Just checked the Fanum Tax Amendment. Seems we stole food from the betas! Those little no rizzlers! We are so winnning The The War of The Noble and betas!

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Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026