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The bashers 

The bashers are the current rulers of planet clom in which they used a very special attack to achieve. They're also attending Katriona Weiss Sanwells maths classes. The bashers are a grand wee bunch. Don't mess with the bashers.
Basher Keane: oi ee the bashers help I just pood ma pants
Basher Ewan: jings crivens help ma boab!
Basher Jace: proof?
The bashers by Jacyhens17 April 9, 2021
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The Basher 

When you is pissed off at boyfriend/girlfriend and the only thing you have in your hand is a crowbar, Etc. And you bashed in your boyfriend/girlfriend pussy/dick, which later on you realize you bashed it 4,000 times and you boyfriend/girlfriend called the police on.

You escape.

But later on arrested for sexual assault.
Tommy: Aye girl, let me eat out yo pussy right now!

Gina: Hell Nah, boi bye!

*Takes out crow bar*

Tommy: Hoe, gimme to pussy!

*News 7: Teenage Boy name Tommy was arrested for be SO horny, that he got rejected by his girlfriend which cause him to bashed her (urm) middle part with a crowbar, this is called The Basher! (-_-)
The Basher by TygaIsBaeLover June 12, 2019

Wooleybadher/ the basher 

A man who is so in depth in politics instead of going out and pursuing they play a Roblox game for 24 hours al week. His other personality “the basher” is a man so angry that he punches metal and beats up people in his grade. (Note this person has also crashed a car into a pole one or more times.)
The Wooleybadher/ the basher is here “gulp
Wooleybadher/ the basher by Maffuei November 21, 2024

The Brooklyn Basher 

A pencil holder that has broken pencils in one end rolled up and made into a Gucci belt to beat your kiddos
Damn kids are about to get the brooklyn basher

The real basher masher 

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.
"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026