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The barnicle

A closet homo that’ll shag your cat and blame his brother
Damm I got barnacled again!
(the barnicle was here)
by Victor wrongly June 1, 2020
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Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd

a unknown person in the world. he earns the title as quandale dingles son
"Im gonna go text my guy Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd"
by Ilovebigoilymen April 13, 2023
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scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.
She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.
by rapidscan October 19, 2015
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The Ugly Barnacle

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star
"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"
by smobowser October 5, 2019
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