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The Amazon Firefighter 

This can be accomplished while you are having some great sex with a girl. When you start reaching your climax, grab a zippo and light her pussyhair on fire, then pull out your dick and extinguish it with your load.
Simon: Dude, did you have sex with Hannah yesterday, after the party?
John: Yeah, i lid her pussy on fire and pulled off The Amazon Firefighter.
Simon: Fuckin' sweet dude.
Arthur: A guy did that to me once. I ended up with 3rd degree burns in my ass.
John: What the fuck Arthur!?
Simon: Let's get the fuck outta here.
The Amazon Firefighter by Fapmaster November 28, 2012

THE AMAZON TWISTER 

is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it
Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!

Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight

Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down

The Amazon Effect 

The Amazon Effect is when someone has a round booty that shakes and bounces when they walk, causing all eyes to look in disbelief and forget what else is happening. It can affect anyone, anywhere,anytime. Its like a rumble in the jungle.
"You're not even listening, You okay bro?"
"Nah Dude, I cant fu***ng focus. "
"Aww man, The Amazon Effect got you again."
The Amazon Effect by KateLizP September 25, 2017

fire in the amazon 

A description for someone with red pubic hair, as in they are a natural redhead. Used to distinguish between someone with natural red hair and someone with dyed red hair.
Do you think she has fire in the amazon?

The Amazon

While banging a girl from behind in a stand up steamy shower, right before you cum yell "I Have Syphillis".
Don't know if you can give an example of The Amazon, self explanatory.
The Amazon by Mikey Assclown July 29, 2006

The Amazonification of Singapore Math 

When writers-mathepreneurs keen on leveraging on the Singapore math brand are ever grateful to Amazon’s print-on-demand services, which allows them to self-publish their oft-half-edited manuscripts, which were rejected by 99.99% of educational publishers.
The Amazonification of Singapore math and the low interest or investment in AI technologies have led some once-leading publishers to drop from hero to zero until it’s too late for them to do anything.