While banging a girl from behind in a stand up steamy shower, right before you cum yell "I Have Syphillis".
Don't know if you can give an example of The Amazon, self explanatory.
by Mikey Assclown July 29, 2006
An online shopping service founded by Jeff Bezos, who somehow manage to damage any package that you may order.
Friend "Hey dude did you buy something off of amazon?"

Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."
by CobraCrusher October 7, 2019
A website that takes away jobs.
Amazon is ok but screws people over.
by Henry Barbie Dahl April 5, 2019
(N.) A really big, tall woman.
-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.
by G-Union May 15, 2003
The act of purchasing something online you'd be too embarrassed to buy in public.
GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new dick book? It's hilarious. You should totally go to the store and get it!"
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."
by Zac Attack December 8, 2007
The state of mind you are in when using any online store, in particular amazon, and you buys a lot of things you don't really need.
Last night I bought like 25 albums off amazon, I was totally in The Amazone....
by reluctantDog January 27, 2011
An industry that doesn’t know how to pay its workers. Also has a smiley face.
Someone who works at Amazon really should speak out!
by A friendly wirus December 13, 2018