The Wrench 

'The Wrench' is where one testicle is accidentally and suddenly trapped/squeezed by the central stiching line of your trousers, after remaining in a seated/slouching postition for too long. In sufferers this causes you to involuntarily leap forward/up whilst simultaneously blurting incomplete expletives.

The Wrench can also cause nausea and extended bruising in extreme cases involving Jeans. Also sometimes caused by excessive Gugging on hot days.

I was on the Sofa watching telly the other day. As I leaned over to get the remote, I uncrossed my legs and got a really bad case of The Wrench - I was on the floor for about 15 minutes, crying like a baby trying not to throw up. One of my bollocks is now Grapefruit sized.

The Wrench by Dobbalina September 8, 2010

The Wrench 

When you stick four fingers in your girls puss, and your thumb in her ass.

also known as:
four in the hun, one in the gun
four in the pink on in the stink.

Hey jacob, imma give stacy the wrench!

The Wrench by drunkanfool June 25, 2004

The Wrench 

When you take your erect penis by the head softly and twist till you can't no more then hold it your penis and start softly masturbating then crank the hog flick your head and then unwind your head strong penis.

Last night I did the wrench then let it rip cum in all in Jen's pussy.

The Wrench by That nigga over in harlem April 14, 2017

fried the wrench 

if you fry the wrench, you screwed up extremely badly. it can be used basically at anytime though just to sound awesome

Lugi: i set my favorite robe on fire while smoking an ivory pipe last night

Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench

fried the wrench by hanzisaucebot August 17, 2011

monkey in the wrench 

a nuisance, something that ditracts from getting things done. This is a variation on "a monkeywrench in the works" which dates back to the industrial revolution. If a wrench were to fall into the gears of the large factory machine, it would make everything stop.

monkey in the wrench was first used in the movie Die Hard in 1988. In the film, the hero is a cop trapped in a highrise building full of terrorists. After killing several of them, he talks to their leader via a cb radio. When the villain asks who he is, he states,

"Just a fly in the ointment Hans, a monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass."

monkey in the wrench by Bobby White June 30, 2008

Clenching the Wrench 

When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.

Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."

Clenching the Wrench by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns 

An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022