The Witchef

The Witcher's brother from another mother. He does cut monsters as well, but also brisket and sirloin.

I've just seen a rather appetizing Kikimora. I should ask The Witchef to cook it for me.

by Enola Reynolds April 23, 2020

the witcher

The best Polish Game Ever!!

This game contains sexual themes, why not? I played the witcher while fapping to the heart content!!

by Operation_Quicksilver December 3, 2013

The Witcher 3

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.

"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."

by Mr. Professor Johnson April 19, 2018

The witches kiss

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.

I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee

by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021

The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020

The Witches Brew

When one goes for a long period of time without ejaculating. The cum is brewing and festering waiting to be unleashed. Its as if a group of witches are brewing something in the bottom of a guys balls.

I'm cooking up a mean witches brew. I unleashed the witches brew all over this girl last night.

by Poundtown17 February 15, 2010

The Witches Kiss

During intercourse, a well endowed circumcised male will bend over and push his erect penis out towards his ass. Then a woman with a larger sized nose will proceed to stick her nose up his ass while performing felatio.

He was surprised when his Hungarian receptionist gave him the witches kiss.

by Barry Bod December 29, 2020