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The Willson

A sex move performed by fisting a female while shes on her period, followed by slapping her on the ass with open palmed bloody hand - causing the hand print seen on the volleyball in Cast Away starring Tom Hanks.
"My girlfriend is a big Tom Hanks fan, so while she was on her period, I fisted her, and gave her The Willson across her right ass cheek."
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When a man tucks his erection upwards behind his waisteband so most of it is hidden "behind the fence" with just the head poked out above it like a certain well known neighbor on television. Hidey Ho
I had to do The Wilson to hide my erection when walking through the mall the other day.
by Dingleberry Larry August 25, 2016
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The portion of the face that is seen from a female's point of view during cunnilingus. The pop culture reference is from the television program, "Home Improvement", in which the next door neighbor (Wilson), was only seen from the nose and above, with the lower portion of his face blocked by a fence or other object.
Ex. 1) Female: "He went down on me last night and the only thing I saw last night was The Wilson."

Ex. 2) Male: "I'm gonna go down on her and show her The Wilson."
by B to the Izzo January 19, 2011
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It is when a woman is on her period and is feeling kind of horny and her husband lies next to her asleep. The woman masturbates getting blood all over her hand and then slaps her husband across the face leaving a bloody handprint.
I can't believe my wife gave me "The Wilson" the other night while I was asleep.
by Buck Thunderclap March 21, 2008
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The act of rubbing a mixture of tea tree oil , chilli powder and various other condaments onto the pubic region of a camel.
Jacob "I gave the wilson to my camel , id never seen anything so inflamed"
Corey "By Jove"
by The fudger pickler December 28, 2007
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The act of ejaculating into ones hand, and then smearing your jizz covered palm into the woman's face while screaming "Wilson!"
"Ashley was giving me a blowjob last night, and I finished her off with the Wilson."
by Fuzzycashew January 4, 2016
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To give a female "The Wilson" is an act that takes place during a massage of the buttocks; the female must be on her period. While the female lays on her stomach with her pants down, the male straddles her back. The male proceeds to rub her period blood on his hands then slaps the hand print on her butt cheek to resemble "Wilson" from "Cast Away".
Person 1: "Have you ever experienced The Wilson?"
Person 2: "I just got Wilsoned last night!"
by shelbeast October 24, 2014
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