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The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.
Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.
The Water Hose by isaboble August 8, 2022
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The Michael Cera Water Hose 

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

poison the waterhole 

Knowingly giving a STD to some bitch hoping that she will then pass it on to douche bag you hate.
Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.

Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.

Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"
Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"
Poisoning the waterhole! by HOTTIE689 December 28, 2012

poison the waterhole 

To ejaculate into ones own, or anothers belly button (Navel). Extra points are done if you can just get a quick squirt in without overflowing it.
Edward: fucking hell jeremy what took you so long on the shitter?

Jeremy: i had to have a few tries to poison the waterhole.
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