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voiding the warranty 

Jim was busy voiding the warranty when his mom walked in.

Putie the Warmonger 

Another one of the many well-deserved nicknames for Vladimir Putin, the deranged, self-appointed ex-KGB Dictator who is best known for waging war and poisoning his own disobedient citizens.
The Russians have been attempting to dethrone Putie the Warmonger for a very long time but since the right assassin has not come along at the right time yet, he continues to wreak havoc all around the world.

Void the Warranty 

To perform an activity in an extreme fashion.
"you're hitting the bars tonight? Let's void the warranty!"
"I voided her warranty all night long"
Void the Warranty by tahot November 14, 2011
Word of the Day on November 16, 2011

The Warmaster 

To be simultaneously the best and the worst in your specific field of combat.

E.G warmaster14
Playing Call of Duty.
Nade your own teammate for no reason.

Take an hour to get to the bomb.
Miss every bullet.
Try to defuse the bomb with 4 seconds remaining.
... on the wrong side of the bombsite.

"Hon the Warmaster!"
The Warmaster by The Whenjj April 20, 2012

Void the warranty 

when your drinking and you have to go to the bathroom, you do not want to "break the seal"
but you have to.
Jim: Hey did you see the game last night?

Steve: Hold that thought i have to go void the warranty. (puts down his beer)

warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.
example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.
warming the cockles by pihu March 12, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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