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voiding the warranty 

Jim was busy voiding the warranty when his mom walked in.

Putie the Warmonger 

Another one of the many well-deserved nicknames for Vladimir Putin, the deranged, self-appointed ex-KGB Dictator who is best known for waging war and poisoning his own disobedient citizens.
The Russians have been attempting to dethrone Putie the Warmonger for a very long time but since the right assassin has not come along at the right time yet, he continues to wreak havoc all around the world.

Void the Warranty 

To perform an activity in an extreme fashion.
"you're hitting the bars tonight? Let's void the warranty!"
"I voided her warranty all night long"
Void the Warranty by tahot November 14, 2011

The Warmaster 

To be simultaneously the best and the worst in your specific field of combat.

E.G warmaster14
Playing Call of Duty.
Nade your own teammate for no reason.

Take an hour to get to the bomb.
Miss every bullet.
Try to defuse the bomb with 4 seconds remaining.
... on the wrong side of the bombsite.

"Hon the Warmaster!"
The Warmaster by The Whenjj April 20, 2012

Void the warranty 

when your drinking and you have to go to the bathroom, you do not want to "break the seal"
but you have to.
Jim: Hey did you see the game last night?

Steve: Hold that thought i have to go void the warranty. (puts down his beer)

warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.
example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.
warming the cockles by pihu March 12, 2014