The Warm Up
The time period in which a women who is about to make love masturbates, while the man gets in position
The Warm Up by Seaner dog January 3, 2011
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The Warm Up by OlGrumpyWizard January 28, 2025
warm up the crust
"Last night we warmed up the crust, and then ate nice sandwiches"
"Let's play some PS3 right after we warm up the crust"
"Let's play some PS3 right after we warm up the crust"
warm up the crust by Mattius Bareback February 12, 2009
slid down the bannister and warm my tea up
slid down the bannister and warm my tea up by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006
Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up
Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up by nws December 23, 2008
a big warm glass of shut the hell up
a comment you make when someone makes a statement that embarrasses or annoys you and you want them to leave you alone
While out skateboarding you fall and your friends start laughing at you because you missed your trick you shout back at them how about "a big warm glass of shut the hell up" and you try it man.
a big warm glass of shut the hell up by wattawatta October 10, 2008
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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