The Walter 

Receiving a HJ while using the toilet; similar to a blumpkin, but with a manual component.

She wasn't up for a blumpkin, so I asked for The Walter to ease her into it.

The Walter by thewalter02 November 13, 2012

The Walter Matthau Mouth 

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

The Walter Matthau Mouth by captain jeff January 30, 2008

The Walter Treatment 

When you throw a person against a wall when attempting to put them in handcuffs and they hurt their knee. They then cry about it for the next 5 hours.

I gave him the Walter Treatment last night when he tried to resist. He was crying in the squad car for the next few hours.

The Walter Treatment by njm92 September 3, 2021

Walter the Farting Dog 

An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.

The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.

Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.

Walter the Farting Dog by Rollo & Biff December 25, 2007

walter the dog 

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit

did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE

walter the dog by michealrosen April 16, 2020

walter the belle glade beaner 

some gay bitch who gets jealous over silly shit who dates tasyor but doesnt deserve shit who eats cock samiches and who has hot wet bitt sex with pozo

that guy is so walter the belle glade beaner

walter the belle glade beaner by cubano nigga what??? October 12, 2008

Walter the dog 

Walter the dog is not dead, there are manye posts that he indeed is dead, however he is my dog and he still lives

Oh my gawd did u see the new post about walter being dead, he was such a cool dog...

Yea u know walter the dog? He is alive so stfu

Walter the dog by beastmaester 64 July 13, 2020