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The Vin-Diesel

To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.

A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.

Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.

Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.
The Vin-Diesel by MassIndulgence November 2, 2022

The Vin Diesel 

The act of drawing a face on your penis, taking a picture of it, and sending it to someone.
So this crazy chick kept texting requests for pictures so I broke out the sharpie and gave her the Vin Diesel.
The Vin Diesel by Kitty'sBitch September 3, 2012

Dine on the vine 

Dine on the vine by THE_BIGMAN October 2, 2009

The Vince Carter Paradox 

When someone or something is repeatedly called overrated to the point that it becomes underrated by proxy.

Vince Carter was an NBA star who played well in his prime, but he had minimal playoff success and he alienated fans when he forced his way out of Toronto. Despite his stats, he never really elevated teams to that next level. As a result, fans often label him as one the most overrated players of all time. People don't appreciate how good of a player he was and he has arguably become underrated as a result.
Guy 1: Everyone I know says Avengers: Endgame was really overrated.
Guy 2: It can't be that overrated if EVERYONE says it is. It's the Vince Carter Paradox.

Leaves from the vine 

Probably the most profoundly saddening song ever written. From Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Leaves from the vine,
Falling so slow,
Like fragile, tiny shells,
Drifting in the foam,
Little soldier boy, come marching home,
brave soldier boy, comes marching home.

Sweetening the vinegar 

My girlfriend came home expecting to find me cooking, instead she caught me sweetening the vinegar.