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throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

sing to the vicar 

engage in a sex act usually between two men, which usually involves rectal penetration by the partner's penis,or tongue(the latter more commonly termed "rimming")though broadly any sex act which involves two, or more individuals in some form of anal manipulation would be loosely correct usage; as will many of these terms there are no hard-and-fast rules governing usage
Roman was very much wished to sing to the vicar with his new friend Edgar, though he was not sure yet that they would be using the same hymn sheet

throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

tax the vicar 

tax the vicar thats bad

throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

shag the vicar 

an expression used when in total shock or when something unbeleivale happens.
Bill - "so i was having sex with my friends mom and the cops burst into the room searched my clothes and found 10 gramms of cocaine in the pockets"

Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."
shag the vicar by CarrotCheese October 24, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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