The Ultimate Warrior
A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.
Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.
Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.
Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"
Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"
Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"
The Ultimate Warrior by Gary "The No Trash Cougar" Lee November 19, 2007
