The Ultimate Warrior

A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.

Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.

Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"

Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"

The Ultimate Warrior by Gary "The No Trash Cougar" Lee November 19, 2007

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The Ultimate Warrior

A sex act. While having doggy style sex with a girl you grab both of her arms, and hold them out in a T formation, and shake the hell out of them. Just like the WWF star, the Ultimate Warrior's ring introduction.

I was hitting Jessica from the back, and thought I'd spice it up a bit so I gave her the Ultimate Warrior. I nearly dislocated her shoulder. Whoops.

The Ultimate Warrior by Ottis Spunkmire July 19, 2011

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

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