The Ugly Duckling

A girl who, initially and on the surface, seems plain and ugly but as you get to know her is actually an interesting and good-looking one!

John: She's the ugly duckling!
Matt: The what?
John: The ugly duckling! There's more to her than meets the eye.

The Ugly Duckling by duckyduck789 January 8, 2012

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The Ugly Duckling

This one becomes a goose, not a swan. Forever a mockery of reality.

This is a special definition for a humanities teacher who I call a counter-intuitive bastard who thinks she’s a fucking dictator. She’d pair well with Mr. UnClean. Together, they could rule Auschwitz in harmony and perfect duality. 🖕🏼❤️🖕🏼

“Shit. We have The Ugly Duckling for a teacher this year. Welp, Imma hang myself.”

The Ugly Duckling by adopt a toblerone March 2, 2020

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The Ugly Duckling Effect

When a friend of yours gets a girlfriend or boyfriend and they update their relationship on facebook, you click on their name to see what they look like and they are always the ugliest person in the group photo.

"Dude, Fred got a new girlfriend!"-Kyle
"Dude, let me see!" -Frank
"Oh, god nevermind, The ugly duckling effect strikes again." -Kule

The Ugly Duckling Effect by GRMCE August 14, 2012

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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