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The UT

With the Ut most respect!
Give me the UT! When two people slam fist (instead of hand shake)
by Cheris May 4, 2006
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brutus the uterus

big hairy guy who is a cunt
whoa, your mums new pimp looks like brutus the uterus
by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004
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The Utah Five

Also known as the mighty five, this conquest is achieved when oral, digital, or penile fornication is achieved in all five of the national parks within the state of Utah.
Upon receiving oral gratification on the red limestone of Arches National park I have now finally achieved the Utah five.
by M. Scarpati March 2, 2021
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Joint at the Uterus

The female version of "joint at the dick."

When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.

Unbiological sisters.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011
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The Utah throat swab

The Utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept When you insert you dick into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while reassuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.
Don’t worry baby, I have a PhD in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.
by gunthar June 24, 2011
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The Utah Switch

When two married men swap wives for a night. While normally sexual in nature, this act can be completed in order to make others jealous, bake navaho tacos, fry a Utah scone, or simply do his laundry like a boss!
Hey Brigham, let's do the Utah Switch tonight with Emma and Sariah.
by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016
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