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The Tombstone surprise 

The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"
I thought i'd mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise

The Living Tombstone 

The Living Tombstone is a songwriter that mostly does dubstep. He is well known for his Five Nights at Freddy's songs: FNaF 1 Song, It's Been So Long, Die In A Fire, and I Got No Time. He also makes remixes like Sorry Jack and Road to El Dorado.
Me: bro did you hear The Living Tombstone's new song I Got No Time? its awesome!
My Friend: ikr! i can listen to it a million times and i would never get sick of it!

Tombstone (the bathroom) 

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.
"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
Tombstone (the bathroom) by chuckD September 10, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026