The Stench
The Stench
Though the crevices of the town of Monticello , folklore has been made, of smell so god awfully bad, people have started using the term "The Stench", to describe thou who shall not be named, as the mere mention of his name brings a foul order, one that can't be removed even using the strongest industrial products. No one knows, how the man that shall not be named, got such an ungodly smell. People have been left to speculate, how this order even complies with the laws of Physics, there is further research to be done. The best theory is that the man hasn't taken a bath since the Jurassic Period, explaining why he has an aroma similar to of dinosaur shit. We may never know, how this man has been keeping a persistent stench for god knows how long, but frankly I don't want to know.
Though the crevices of the town of Monticello , folklore has been made, of smell so god awfully bad, people have started using the term "The Stench", to describe thou who shall not be named, as the mere mention of his name brings a foul order, one that can't be removed even using the strongest industrial products. No one knows, how the man that shall not be named, got such an ungodly smell. People have been left to speculate, how this order even complies with the laws of Physics, there is further research to be done. The best theory is that the man hasn't taken a bath since the Jurassic Period, explaining why he has an aroma similar to of dinosaur shit. We may never know, how this man has been keeping a persistent stench for god knows how long, but frankly I don't want to know.
Mike " Yo John, what is that awful smell"
John " Oh that, that's normal"
Mikee " Is that a dying corpse?"
John " No, that's just The Stench"
John " Oh that, that's normal"
Mikee " Is that a dying corpse?"
John " No, that's just The Stench"
The Stench by Da_Monti_Truth August 1, 2020
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