The Squish
The Squish by NascarTigger February 27, 2009
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squish the fish
It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
squish the cat
I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
squish the cat by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
squish the fish
It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
What the squash
What the squash by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020
move the squishmellows
moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.
"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"
"it was really good!"
"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"
"it was really good!"
"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"
move the squishmellows by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021
Laslow the Squishmallow
the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.
Laslow the Squishmallow by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022
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