The Smee

While having sex one says to not stop them, immediately followed by insisting they stop them, immediately followed by punching, calling them Smee each time they are told what to do.

To perform The Smee, you say during sex, "Don't try to stop me Smee, don't try to stop me....Smee, try to stop me, Smee try to stop me!!!!" (the last line is shouting and followed with aggressive punching until your partner pushes you off.

The Smee by Danny Paradise July 17, 2010

The Mighty Smeet 

Goat-Man

Forged in union of Mrs Smeet and a billy goat under the watchful gaze James Blunt.

Now in the world with only himself as a friend and his 4 guitars The Mighty Smeet aims to dominate the Southern regions of Birmingham and locate his real adoptive father James Earl Jones.

Girl 1: OMG!!! Its James Blunt.

Girl 2: Woah Sheela, that ain't James Blunt...thats the Mighty Smeet. Fetch the Sheriff.

The Mighty Smeet by Mike Rotchfield March 21, 2008

smeer the queer 

A game played by young school children, wherin they throw a football to one another and attempt to tackle the person holding the ball.

Ralph: Hey Timmy, wanna play smeer the queer?
Timmy: No way, that game's for fags.

smeer the queer by natalienose March 30, 2010

smeer the queer 

A game played in grade school when you gang beat a gay person.

two guys where kissing at lunch so we played a quick round of smeer the queer with them.

smeer the queer by riley mont May 27, 2008