The Sloppy Joe

An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)

He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.

by Bobboe February 23, 2004

The Sloppy Joe

When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.

I gave your sister the sloppy joe last night.

by BombDroppin April 3, 2009

The Sloppy Joe

When a guy takes a shit right in between a girls ass crack, then he fucks her.

A woman moaned as she felt the sloppy joe coming for her backside.

by Seanzo (305 Click) November 14, 2006

sloppy joes

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....

by A.G.T. April 9, 2011

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.

Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.

by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011

Sloppie Joe

Get your dick sucked by a toothless prostitute.

Yulanda gives Sloppie Joe's for 5 cents.

by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 3, 2003