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The Skunker

The act of ejaculating in a straight line down the back of a dark skinned partner, giving them the appearance of a white striped skunk.
I did the skunker on Janet last night and she looked just like a skunk.
by Blakie may October 14, 2009
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The spunker

(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day
Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.
by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020
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Right On the Skonker

Skonker is another word for Head.

When you're playing video games with a Northern Irish man and he gets a headshot kill and does a victory lap around his kitchen shouting "right on the skonker" in sheer excitement
"I was playing GTA Online last night, fighting a try hard hard a gave him a bad going over, sniper bullet right on the skonker, you wouldn't credit it man"
by LingLongJohn January 10, 2022
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Skunked the Table

To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.
They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061
by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022
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