The Sit-uation

A man or woman to wants people to think they are bigger than they really are. Usually done by constant use of dougall boosting and excessive workouts.

Why does he tell people he is big? He is 5'2" "Dude, he is the Sit-uation, thats what he is meant to do.

by RGSS January 25, 2011

The Sit-uation

Somebody who is more awkward than a negative pregnancy test falling out of your purse.

You really have to feel the person, make sure you know where they are. Feel all of them" "Hey Baby Gap, these are 14 year old girls...You are The Sit-uation.

by RGSS2 February 19, 2011

Sims the situation

Simsing the situation is a mechanism for change whether positive or negative it is up to the lord, but simsing the situation guarantees that the female or male will reveal their true intentions with you.

Mate, I think it’s time you Sims the situation

You might as well just Sims the situation to figure out if she feels you

by Space typhoon September 17, 2019

Mike "the situation"

Crazy guido on MTV's jersey shore. thinks hes the shit but really he's just another guido

Angela: Omg mike "the situation" is hot
Vinny bag o' donuts: Yea hes a guido just like me
Anthony: no he's really just a fag who's a disgrace to all Italians

by gingyman December 13, 2009

The Situation

Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"

"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."

by didhereallyjustsaythat December 11, 2009

The Situation

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

The Situation

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

by kidlou December 20, 2010