The Shrekening

When you get more thirsty than your body can keep up with and pretend to be anally penetrated by a cartoon, usually Shrek.

Zayne was so desperate, he was giving himself The Shrekening.

by BrazzersBananas August 16, 2015

The Shrekoning

Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.

Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.

by Spherical_Josh July 30, 2017

the shrekoning

when ones ass is torn by the almighty prince charming, it summons the almighty amazing lord Shrek with a loud and mighty roar.

guy 1 "ow my ass hurts!"

guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"

by the shrekt October 22, 2014

The Sheening

Going bat-shit crazy over a period of time.

Guy 1;
It has finally come to the point where Charlie Sheen, after being cramped up in a cabin, goes after his wife with an ax, breaking down the door with "Heress Johnny!"

Guy 2; I love that movie! It's called The Sheening, right?

by Sarahbeanie April 21, 2011

Yeeting on the Shreeting

when you begin to yeet to much

I was yeeting on the shreeting on the walls yesterday because I dropped my icecream cone

by YeetersonPeterson March 18, 2020

Sheening The Cube

Going seven days without sleep

I went to Vegas for a bachelor party weekend but I wound up swapping out my ticket and staying the rest of the week.

whisper voice duuuude, you were Sheening The Cube!!!

see Gleaming The Cube with Christian Slater 1981

by Mokinooch March 18, 2011