The Shitty

A nickname for San Francisco, California. SF is commonly known by locals as “The City”.
In recent years there’s been an influx in homeless public defecation on the sidewalks. Hence “The Shitty”

“I’m catching BART to The Shitty later, you want to come?”

“No way, I’m tired of cleaning excrement off my Vans”

The Shitty by Slao Hole August 9, 2025

The Shitty Dollar Trick

The Shitty Dollar Trick occurs when an individual smears fecal matter (in this case, human fecal matter) on one side of a dollar bill. This dollar bill is then places on the ground, shitty-side down. An unsuspecting passer-by then picks up the shitty dollar and learns the definition of an unpleasant surprise. Distasteful? Probably.

"We just pulled the Shitty Dollar Trick on Dave's Great Grandmother!"

The Shitty Dollar Trick by Snagglz_Maw May 20, 2006

The Shitty Wishbone 

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.

The Shitty Wishbone by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010

the shitty dick of a leopard

To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.

Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.

the shitty dick of a leopard by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010

the shitty andy lewis 

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

the shitty andy lewis by jay March 30, 2005

the shitty impression 

When one is so inclined as to take a dump, add it to a long tube sock, then add a lock. You then smack your victim accross the face with it.

I didn't want to give the shitty impression, but how else could I break his jaw and smear shit on him at the same time?

the shitty impression by GraFfiX420 April 11, 2009

The Shitty Toddler 

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you discretely stick your thumb in her butt and then put it in her mouth.

Yo I totally did The Shitty Toddler with that bitch from the club last night.

The Shitty Toddler by NigAndNog July 12, 2012