The Seuss

Term applied for any US ARMY unit, either active or reserves, whose standards for doing things falls shorter then what is expected of them by the Department of Army and whose chain of command more appropriately mirrors a Dr. Seuss plotline of contradictions and liabilities.

I heard a few boys over in first platoon ended up being attached to the seuss and ended up KIA because of the new LT.

The Seuss by sheepdoginthesand July 1, 2011

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The Dr. Seuss Syndrome

The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.

Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"

Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"

Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome by JoTySmith November 16, 2010

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The Sessie

The act of masturbating 7 guys (1 in each hand, 1 in each armpit, 1 in each kneepit, and 1 footsie) all while demolishing 5 double whoppers competitive eating style.

Oh damn, did you see Mason doing the Sessie last night at the bowling alley?! Yeah, his grandma didn't look too impressed but that Channel 13 News guy got mad camera angles on that show!

The Sessie by Pueblo Sanchez January 27, 2011

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The Seus

The greatest mythological figure of all freakin' time!!! Sometimes referred to as Theseus but his real name is The Seus. He is invincible and he has a stomp band called The Seus's players.

The Seus is the awesomest person who ever lived.

The Seus by Zach E S June 24, 2009