The Seus 

The greatest mythological figure of all freakin' time!!! Sometimes referred to as Theseus but his real name is The Seus. He is invincible and he has a stomp band called The Seus's players.

The Seus is the awesomest person who ever lived.

The Seus by Zach E S June 24, 2009

The Seuss 

Term applied for any US ARMY unit, either active or reserves, whose standards for doing things falls shorter then what is expected of them by the Department of Army and whose chain of command more appropriately mirrors a Dr. Seuss plotline of contradictions and liabilities.

I heard a few boys over in first platoon ended up being attached to the seuss and ended up KIA because of the new LT.

The Seuss by sheepdoginthesand July 1, 2011

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome 

The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.

Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"

Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"

Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome by JoTySmith November 16, 2010

Band of Theseus 

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.

In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!

Band of Theseus by Ganondox April 13, 2019

Theseus 

He did it or something.

Theseus did it or something.

Theseus by Vithon March 31, 2011

Theseus 

The ultimate declaration of unrivaled excellence. Synonyms include 'cool,' 'rad,' 'awesome,' 'abgefahren,' 'primordial,' 'bangarang,' 'wicked sweet', 'most excellent,' 'most triumphant, etc.' Derived from a Shakespearean character in A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Do you listen to Queen?

Yeh, I think they are Theseus!

Theseus by Jackie Deram May 27, 2005

Theseus 

The coolest individual in the world
A Theseus is always one to be trusted.

Plus, insanely hot and cool.

Keith: My best friend is a Theseus
Greg: Oh really, he sounds insanely amazing

Keith: God yeah, I absolutely love Theseus

Theseus by SpaceBoi June 2, 2023