The Schatz 

The need to poop or something being the equivalent of cool.

I have to Schatz.

That’s the Schatz.
I have the Schatz/TMS.

The Schatz by The Schatzburg December 9, 2019

The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".

That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!

The Schanze by WordMonger March 14, 2005

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise 

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008